The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

Just hope that none of these happen to you in your thirties.

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  1. Would you rather...

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    Be forced to go to all your exes' weddings?
    Break up with someone after you've just bought an expensive mattress together?
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Break up with someone after you've just bought an expensive mattress together!

    Just be sure to take the mattress with you.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Have the shitty job you had at 21 for the rest of your life.
    Have 21 babies.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have 21 babies.

    If you have 21 babies, someone will definitely pay you to be on TV.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Have a party where all of your nice furniture gets destroyed.
    Be stuck with your college IKEA furniture for the rest of your life.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Be stuck with your college IKEA furniture for the rest of your life.

    It is NOT better to have had nice things and lose them than to have not had them at all. In fact, it is much worse. Stick with IKEA.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Have a two day hangover.
    Have to read 1000 Facebook memes about how hard it is to be a mom.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have a two day hangover.

    You appreciate your mom and, of course, moms in general, but you are not reposting.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

    Go to a party where all there is to drink is Franzia or everclear in red Solo cups.
    Go to a One Direction concert where there is no air conditioning.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Go to a party where all there is to drink is Franzia or everclear in red Solo cups.

    Franzia isn't so bad if you've already had a lot of Franzia.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Be reminded every day that you're getting close to 40.
    Be reminded every day of the most embarrassing thing you did when you were 20.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Be reminded every day that you're getting close to 40.

    The closer you are to 40, the further away you are from everything you did when you were 20.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

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    Have a 23-year-old boss.
    Have completely grey pubes.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have completely grey pubes.

    If you have a 23-year-old boss, it will gives you grey pubes, anyway, so you might as well suck it up.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

    Have to end each sentence you say with "But, YOLO!"
    Always stink of AXE body spray for the rest of your life.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have to end each sentence you say with "But, YOLO!"

    You can say "But, YOLO!" while you go to the store to buy a real fragrance with your actual adult money.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

    Trapped forever at Spring Break Cancun.
    Only be able to communicate through emojis.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Only be able to communicate through emojis.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Have your mom ask you every day why you aren't having kids.
    Have your mom tell you every day that you're raising your kids wrong.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have your mom ask you every day why you aren't having kid.

    At least if you eventually have kids, this will come to an end someday!

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious in-law.
    Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious relative.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious relative.

    At least with your own relatives, you don't have to pretend to like them for someone else's sake.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Share one hotel room with 18 people.
    Have one 18-year-old frat boy roommate.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have one 18-year-old frat boy roommate.

    As if something of yours gets damaged or stolen, you know exactly who did it.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

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    Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who are just interested in 22-year-olds
    Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who act like they're 22.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who act like they're 22.

    If someone is only interested in 22-year-olds, they are probably not very nice.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

  1. Would you rather...

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    Have to teach your boss how to use their phone.
    Have to teach your intern how to use their phone less.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Have to teach your intern how to use their phone less.

    It's way easier to teach someone who already fears you.

The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked