The 14 Hardest “Would You Rather” Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

Just hope that none of these happen to you in your thirties.

  1. Would you rather...
    Tristar Pictures
    1. Be forced to go to all your exes’ weddings?
    2. Break up with someone after you’ve just bought an expensive mattress together?
  1. Would you rather...
    20th Century Fox
    1. Have the shitty job you had at 21 for the rest of your life.
    2. Have 21 babies.
  1. Would you rather...
    Dreamworks Pictures
    1. Have a party where all of your nice furniture gets destroyed.
    2. Be stuck with your college IKEA furniture for the rest of your life.
  1. Would you rather...
    Warner Brothers
    1. Have a two day hangover.
    2. Have to read 1000 Facebook memes about how hard it is to be a mom.
  1. Would you rather...
    1. Go to a party where all there is to drink is Franzia or everclear in red Solo cups.
    2. Go to a One Direction concert where there is no air conditioning.
  1. Would you rather...
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    1. Be reminded every day that you’re getting close to 40.
    2. Be reminded every day of the most embarrassing thing you did when you were 20.
    1. Have a 23-year-old boss.
    2. Have completely grey pubes.
  1. Would you rather...
    1. Have to end each sentence you say with “But, YOLO!”
    2. Always stink of AXE body spray for the rest of your life.
  1. Would you rather...
    1. Trapped forever at Spring Break Cancun.
    2. Only be able to communicate through emojis.
  1. Would you rather...
    FOX
    1. Have your mom ask you every day why you aren’t having kids.
    2. Have your mom tell you every day that you’re raising your kids wrong.
  1. Would you rather...
    Universal Studios
    1. Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious in-law.
    2. Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious relative.
  1. Would you rather...
    Universal Pictures
    1. Share one hotel room with 18 people.
    2. Have one 18-year-old frat boy roommate.
    1. Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who are just interested in 22-year-olds
    2. Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who act like they’re 22.
  1. Would you rather...
    Apple
    1. Have to teach your boss how to use their phone.
    2. Have to teach your intern how to use their phone less.

15. Your day seems a lot better now, doesn’t it?

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GODDAMN CHEERS TO THAT.

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