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The 14 Hardest "Would You Rather" Questions Any Thirtysomething Could Ever Be Asked

Just hope that none of these happen to you in your thirties.

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  1. Would you rather...

    Tristar Pictures
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Break up with someone after you've just bought an expensive mattress together!

    Just be sure to take the mattress with you.

  1. Would you rather...

    20th Century Fox
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have 21 babies.

    If you have 21 babies, someone will definitely pay you to be on TV.

  1. Would you rather...

    Dreamworks Pictures
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Be stuck with your college IKEA furniture for the rest of your life.

    It is NOT better to have had nice things and lose them than to have not had them at all. In fact, it is much worse. Stick with IKEA.

  1. Would you rather...

    Warner Brothers
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have a two day hangover.

    You appreciate your mom and, of course, moms in general, but you are not reposting.

  1. Would you rather...

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Go to a party where all there is to drink is Franzia or everclear in red Solo cups.

    Franzia isn't so bad if you've already had a lot of Franzia.

  1. Would you rather...

    Universal Pictures
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Be reminded every day that you're getting close to 40.

    The closer you are to 40, the further away you are from everything you did when you were 20.

  1. NBC
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have completely grey pubes.

    If you have a 23-year-old boss, it will gives you grey pubes, anyway, so you might as well suck it up.

  1. Would you rather...

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have to end each sentence you say with "But, YOLO!"

    You can say "But, YOLO!" while you go to the store to buy a real fragrance with your actual adult money.

  1. Would you rather...

    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Only be able to communicate through emojis.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  1. Would you rather...

    FOX
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have your mom ask you every day why you aren't having kid.

    At least if you eventually have kids, this will come to an end someday!

  1. Would you rather...

    Universal Studios
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Spend every single holiday with your most obnoxious relative.

    At least with your own relatives, you don't have to pretend to like them for someone else's sake.

  1. Would you rather...

    Universal Pictures
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have one 18-year-old frat boy roommate.

    As if something of yours gets damaged or stolen, you know exactly who did it.

  1. Didier Baverel / Getty Images Entertainment
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Only meet nice single thirtysomethings who act like they're 22.

    If someone is only interested in 22-year-olds, they are probably not very nice.

  1. Would you rather...

    Apple
    Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    Have to teach your intern how to use their phone less.

    It's way easier to teach someone who already fears you.

Your day seems a lot better now, doesn't it?

HBO / Via giphy.com

GODDAMN CHEERS TO THAT.

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