Thanksgiving As A Kid Vs. Thanksgiving As An Adult

Oh, how the holidays change once we can drink.

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5. Eating dinner in the afternoon, as a kid: Why aren't we eating dinner earlier?

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Seriously, I don't care that it's 11 a.m., gimme the potatoes, I WILL JUST MASH THEM IN MY MOUTH.

The meal prep, when you're an adult: The friend least likely to give everyone Salmonella makes the turkey, everyone else brings beer.

9. Thanksgiving Day football, when you're a kid: You don't care who's playing, IT'S FOOTBALL!

Look, it's football! In the middle of a weekday! That's crazy! FOOTBALL!

Thanksgiving day football, as an adult: You would almost prefer to be at work than have to watch the Cowboys play.

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Explain to me again why the Cowboys and the Lions have to play every Thanksgiving? Because I bet it's for a stupid reason.