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    Posted on Jul 6, 2013

    9 Terrifying Celebrity Rubber Ducks

    You say "Celebrity Rubber Ducks," I say "Celebrities whose bodies have been horribly mangled into rubber duck format." To-may-to, to-mah-to.

    1. Snoop Duck has a pink nose...

    2. ...but Bar-duck Obama, erm, does not.

    3. Git-R-Duck's left eyebrow is floating away.

    4. Michael Quackson is not even allowed the dignity of pants.

    5. HELLO LITTLE GIRL

    6. No.

    Via shop.celebriducks.com

    You look like a Goddamn Mario Brother.

    7. Do yourself a favor, and don't think about what Popeye Duck's face looks like when his mouth is actually open.

    8. Luckily, not all the ducks are embarrassing disasters...

    9. ...the Armie Hammer one is pretty spot on.