9 Terrifying Celebrity Rubber Ducks

    You say "Celebrity Rubber Ducks," I say "Celebrities whose bodies have been horribly mangled into rubber duck format." To-may-to, to-mah-to.

    Kristin Chirico
    by Kristin Chirico

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Snoop Duck has a pink nose...

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    2. ...but Bar-duck Obama, erm, does not.

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    3. Git-R-Duck's left eyebrow is floating away.

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    4. Michael Quackson is not even allowed the dignity of pants.

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    5. HELLO LITTLE GIRL

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    6. No.

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    You look like a Goddamn Mario Brother.

    7. Do yourself a favor, and don't think about what Popeye Duck's face looks like when his mouth is actually open.

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    8. Luckily, not all the ducks are embarrassing disasters...

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    9. ...the Armie Hammer one is pretty spot on.

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