1. Thigh-high stockings are basically tights.
2. Your sleeves are always going to be rolled up, whether you want them to be or not.
3. You're too short to clear all the snow off of your car and so you end up driving around with a snow mohawk.
4. All jeans feel like footsie pajamas.
5. Any picture with you and a Christmas tree makes you look tiny and the tree look huge.
6. There is always extra space in the tips of the fingers of your gloves.
I think my brothers gloves are a little too big for me :(
7. Going shopping for winter clothes = spending forever trying to reach stuff on racks that you will never get to.
8. You've had the same snow pants since third grade, because getting new ones means you'd have to get them majorly altered.
9. All mistletoe kisses require a great deal of standing on YOUR toes.
10. You will never find a winter jacket that doesn't turn you into a giant marshmallow.
11. People are always putting you in the front of holiday pictures.
12. If you want your cute tights fix, you're better off getting them from the kids' section.
13. As a short girl, everyone assumes that you won't be able to hold your liquor at the holiday party.
14. Your flannel pajamas are always dragging on the floor, because it's not like you're going to hem them.
15. You have to tell everyone not to get you clothing for the holidays, because chances are it'll be too big anyway.
16. The bottoms of your leggings look like a sharpei's skin folds.
My leggings are too long and scrunch up at the bottom.
17. Everyone gets really nervous when you try to decorate anything near the top of the tree.
18. Knee-high boots come very close to being crotch-high boots.
19. All winter coats are full-length coats ... on you.
20. You're wary of any holiday fashions that involve bows.
21. For you, oversized sweaters are basically just mini-dresses waiting to happen.
WINTER IS COMING.
