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18 Things All People With Overly-Expressive Faces Totally Understand

Stop telling me that I'm going to give myself wrinkles, mom.

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1. The first impression you give off is often that of a totally crazy person.

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HI NEW FRIENDS.

2. Your face is way worse at keeping secrets than you are.

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My mouth will never tell, but my face is super gossipy.

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3. You are constantly worried that today will be the day that you become a meme.

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And a little excited, but mostly scared. You've seen the internet before, you know what happens here.

4. And most people know what you are thinking the instant that you think it.

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There is no such thing as mental privacy.

5. People ask you to "do a face." A LOT.

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It's nice... the first 8 times.

6. In fact, you are secretly afraid that if you don't "do a face" for a picture, you might not look that good in it.

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Better to intentionally look silly than to unintentionally look silly.

7. You look like you're photobombing every picture that you're in (even when you're not).

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I promise everyone, I am not trying to ruin this photo, I am just very happy!

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8. Your parents have begged you for "just want ONE nice picture for Grandma" about 30498309483 times.

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How is this not a nice picture?

9. When people don't recognize you in pictures, it's because your resting face looks so different from your face in motion.

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Yes, I promise, those are both photos of me. I didn't hire a "stunt me," or anything.

10. When people think that you are CRAZY SUPER EXCITED, but you're actually just normal excited.

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You don't have to tell me to calm down, that's just the shape my face makes.

11. People are often confused about whether you are laughing or frowning.

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Or trying to hide your laughs with exaggerated frowns.

12. And you never look scared, you always just look MEGA SCARED.

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"Why are you overreacting?" "IT'S JUST MY FACE."

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13. Your photo roll on your camera is full of your crazy-faced selfies.

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Don't lie, it totally is.

14. People can't help but take screenshots of all your snapchats.

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15. Your permanent record from school is littered with wacky-face related detentions and trips to the principal's office.

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I'm not a trouble-maker, I just have a naturally gifted face, OK?

16. When someone older person tells you “that you’re going to give yourself wrinkles doing that.”

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Doing what? Having a face?

17. Same for when someone tells you that if you keep making faces, "your face is going to freeze that way."

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That's not how faces work, well-meaning older relative.

18. When you teach young kids to do your weird faces, and they their parents get sooooo mad.

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Don't give me attitude mom, I have a face to respond with that, now.

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