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16 Horrible Things Single People Never Have To Deal With

Happiness means never, ever having to wear matching t-shirts with someone.

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1. You will NEVER have to worry about someone proposing to you like this:

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2. Or expressing their love to you like this:

3. No one will ever feel like it is totally OK to tell you their pooping habits:

4. And you will never have to have any text conversations like this:

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5. Or deal with being friends with your ex-spouse on Facebook.

6. No one will able to trick you into taking insane wedding photos.

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7. No will ever make you be a part of a hideous couple's costume.

8. You will never have to wear matching outfits with anyone, like a 5-year-old.

a couple with matching adidas outfits #idontunderstand #why

weemzie@aweemzFollow

a couple with matching adidas outfits #idontunderstand #why

11:20 AM - 16 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. Or outfits that don't make any sense unless you're standing right. next. to each other.

Came across another one of the worst couples in the world today at the airport @BarstoolBigCat

Matt Butterly@mattbutterlyFollow

Came across another one of the worst couples in the world today at the airport @BarstoolBigCat

3:25 PM - 17 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. And nobody will ever be able to talk you into tattooing your grossness all over your body:

11. You will never be forced to consider these kinds of life or death questions:

12. You will never have to decipher someone's weird and insane love notes.

I hate couples like this. Especially calling your bf "poopyface"..stop

Morgan Whaley@morganwhaley1Follow

I hate couples like this. Especially calling your bf "poopyface"..stop

4:01 PM - 30 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. You will never ruin your friendships from excessive PDA.

With the number 1 arcadia PDA couple #whyamihere #stawp

Oliviaemele@OliveemeleFollow

With the number 1 arcadia PDA couple #whyamihere #stawp

6:56 PM - 19 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. You will never have to worry about what anyone else is doing online.

15. You will never have to take up running just because your significant other decided to.

16. And no one will ever think it's totally cool to just air all your dirty laundry online.

SINGLE LIFE IS TRULY BLESSED.

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