This 6-Year-Old Knows Exactly How To Decide What To Eat For Dinner

He is ALL OF US when we can't figure out what to eat.

A Reddit user's friend's 6-year-old brother was having a hard time deciding what he wanted for dinner.

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So, he did what any intelligent person would do... he pit 16 food options against each other IN A FOOD TOURNAMENT.

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Reddit user ecost says that the kid is "obessed with making brackets."

Some of the MUNCH MADNESS food tournament HIGHLIGHTS:

McDonald's beat out "pooh" in a stunning upset.

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Though it can be assumed that "pooh" put up a tough fight.

Slurpee beat out chicken, because 6-year-olds.

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Soup never stood a chance against pizza.

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Pretzel went on an incredible victory streak before losing to tasty powerhouse brownies in the quarterfinal.

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French fries were beaten in a stunning upset against Spaghetti in the first round.

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SPAGHETTI? OVER FRENCH FRIES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

But the undeniable winner was, of course, PIZZA.

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The official favorite foodstuffs of all 6-year-olds.

BECAUSE PIZZA WINS FOREVER.

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No word on whether or not the kid actually got pizza, however.