4. Reality: They saw what car you pulled up in, you aren’t fooling anybody.
7. Fancy Dinner Expectation: You’ll have a nice fancy dinner together, as adults.
8. Reality: You’ll spill things on yourself, and then do something awkward like ask permission to order wine.
Is there a kids table I can banish myself to?
16. Reality: Your dad would rather light himself on fire than talk about anything involving you and sex.
He will instead spend an hour showing your SO his weird model train/coin/sports memorabilia collection while he works up the courage to remind your SO to “be safe.”
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