21 Things People Who Suck At Making Decisions Understand

Confession: I am the worst at making choices.

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1. Any menu that is longer than one page is going to give you nightmares.

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"Fries, sweet potato fries, salad, onion rings, or fruit?" --The question you will be asked over and over again, in hell.

6. You don't have a closet full of clothes, you have a closet full of potential decisions that will eventually make you late.

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And you can just forget knowing what to wear on a date, that is a mystery for the ages.

7. Responsible you and YOLO you regularly fight each other whenever you're at the grocery store.

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You are the guy who stands in the cereal aisle for a good five minutes.

8. You have definitely stood at the store trying to decide what to get for so long, that you finally just quit and went home.

14. You really wish that Google maps would give you one route option, instead of three.

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So you don't have to sit in traffic thinking about the two beautiful routes that might have been.

19. You are never really sure whether to go on that second date or not.

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But if I go on another date, it will be that much harder to break up with that person later AHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO?

21. Because you know that your worst decisions end very badly for you, and hilariously for everyone else.