Bicycle seats.Barstools.Jean shopping.Jean pockets ripping.Buying pants that fit in more than one place.Knocking things off of counters.Shorts.Knocking into people.People singing “Baby Got Back” because they think it is hilarious.Yoga pants.Leggings with patterns.Tights.Accidentally closing doors/drawers (with your butt).Underwear shopping.Cats/dogs/people using you as a pillow.Leaning against tables (without putting your butt on them).Accidental twerking.Twerking on purpose, but then being unable to stop.Airplane seats.Getting up to use the bathroom during a movie or a flight without hitting anyone.Navigating the aisle of an airplane while maintaining dignity.Accidental clapping.Squeezing through tight places.Running without jiggling.Ankle-length skirts.Blazers.Accidentally smacking into the corners of tables.Stairs.Finding dresses that don’t ride up in the back.Two-piece bathing suits.Butt-dialing.Sitting in the middle of the backseat of a car.Stairs.Being compared to any celebrity with a big butt.Getting cleavage in two places.Putting your wallet in your back pocket.Getting stuck in classroom chairs.Dancing without hitting anyone.Miniskirts.People using you as a table or shelf.Haters.
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