1. In July, Chris Pratt may have dropped a respectable number of panties with his brand-new cheese grater abs, it’s true…
And that is all fine and good.
2. …But chubby Chris Pratt was a total fox of a man mountain.
11. The absence of those big rosy cheeks have left a void that cannot be filled.
13. He has the power to rock both the patchy beard…
14. …or no beard at all.
18. So please, let 2014 be the glorious year in which chubby Chris Pratt comes back to us!
- Hillary Clinton's campaign is making an unprecedented play for Utah, a state that hasn't gone blue since 1964 🔵
- It's not just you. A massive attack has brought down major sites like Twitter and Spotify for some users in the US.
- Kesha fans rejoice: Sony just confirmed that a new album is in the works 🎶
- People are trolling Eric Trump for apparently getting caught putting lemonade in a free water cup at In-N-Out.