1. In July, Chris Pratt may have dropped a respectable number of panties with his brand-new cheese grater abs, it’s true…
And that is all fine and good.
2. …But chubby Chris Pratt was a total fox of a man mountain.
11. The absence of those big rosy cheeks have left a void that cannot be filled.
13. He has the power to rock both the patchy beard…
14. …or no beard at all.
18. So please, let 2014 be the glorious year in which chubby Chris Pratt comes back to us!
- A federal judge ruled that Texas can't cut Planned Parenthood out of its Medicaid program.
- According to the World Bank, a child born in 2014, on average, will live for more than 71 years.