BuzzFeed caught up with the (now captive) White Llama,* who gave us an exclusive one-on-one interview about him, his thrilling escape, and his relationship with Black Llama.
Why did you both choose to escape?
How do you feel about Black Llama being caught first?
What are you planning on calling the movie about your great escape?
Who should play you in the movie about your escape?
What do you when someone is hitting on you at a bar, but you're not interested?
What are your thoughts on alpacas?
Do you prefer spitting or kicking?
Describe Black Llama in one word:
What's your biggest secret?
REAL TALK: You didn't really get caught, right? Did you just give yourself up?