1. When you get caught dabbing your face with toilet seat covers in the bathroom.
2. When you've just finished fighting the old zits... and the new zits arrive.
3. When people say, "But you're gonna look SO GOOD when you're old!"
4. Knowing that the wrong makeup can make you look even more gross than you did before.
5. And if you fall asleep with any makeup on, you wake up feeling like the surface of a McDonald's griddle.
6. When your lotion claims to be "oil reducing," and you're greasy by 10:45 a.m.
7. Getting bangs means creating a grease trap for your forehead.
"At least it hides the zits!" you tell yourself, like a liar.