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21 Reasons Summer Sucks For All Curvy Girls

With great butt comes great responsibutt-ity.

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2. And it's impossible to wear them for more than 15 seconds without them bunching up between your thighs.

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The first person to design shorts that don't do that is going to make Scrooge McDuck amounts of money.

3. Plus, when you're sitting, your thighs somehow double in size.

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Look, EITHER FIT ME OR DON'T, SHORTS.

5. The threat of chub rub makes skirts terrifying.

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Forgetting to guard against burning, thigh-chafing horror that is chub rub is like forgetting deodorant: It's not a big deal until around 2:30 p.m., when it becomes a total fucking emergency.

11. Sweatiness isn't just an underarm problem, it's an EVERYWHERE problem.

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And you know you have a good friend if you can commiserate with them about sweating through your underwear.

12. Because underboob sweat can and will strike at any moment.

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By the middle of the afternoon, all of your tank tops will look like they're wearing contouring makeup.

15. But if you sit around totally naked, you'll end up sweatier than you could ever possibly imagine.

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Cannot. win.

16. No bathing suit fits you well in both the boobs and the butt.

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20. When you wear a screen-printed tank top, your boobs are going to stretch it out to death.

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Whatever, you're wearing it anyway.

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