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Posted on Dec 17, 2013

Christmas Then Vs. Now

When did Christmas become so much work and responsibility?!

1. Christmas cards, as a kid: An annual documentation of your humiliation at the hands of your parents.

As an adult: The person with the most ridiculous card WINS.

2. Christmas music, as a kid: There are a bunch of old Christmas songs that are OK, and then this one REALLY AWESOME MARIAH CAREY SONG.

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You immediately taped that shit right off the radio.

As an adult: Seriously, how has NO ONE written another top 40 Christmas song in 20 years?

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Beyonce drops new album in December with no catchy Christmas bangers, this is inexcusable. Please help us, Bey.

3. Buying presents, as a kid: Getting money from dad, so that you can buy a present for mom.

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Everyone gets little stuff from the "Christmas store" that comes to your elementary school. Everything you buy everyone is adorable!

As an adult: Going broke buying presents for mom AND dad AND your siblings AND everyone else who surprised with you with a present.

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Christmas is now a zero sum game.

4. Christmas fears, as a child: Santa (or your parents) will figure out that bad thing you did, and Christmas will be utterly ruined.

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Look, Santa: my 5 year old interest in dog poop is STRICTLY scientific. You know who else was shunned for their controversial work? GALILEO.

As an adult: Dying alone, or even worse, that your S.O. will realize that you are a bad thing for them, and break up with you right before Christmas.

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You really wish they'd learned about your weird hobbies BEFORE you bought their present.

5. Christmas Eve, as a kid: You stay up all night to try to see if you can catch a glimpse of Santa.

As an adult: You fall asleep on your laptop trying to tick all the things off your Christmas cores list.

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6. Decorations, as a kid: These go up a month or two early.

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Your parents knew how long it took to put up all those damn decorations, so they wanted to get as much use out of them as possible.

As an adult: These stay up a month or two late.

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You know how long it took to put up those damn decorations, so you want to get as much use out of them as possible.

7. Christmas lines, as a kid: Waiting in line at the mall FOREVER to see Santa.

As an adult: Waiting in line at the mall FOREVER for a new iPhone or to return a sweater. That's all you want, why is it so hard?

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It might be easier at this point to just gain ten pounds, so the sweater will fit.

8. Christmas morning, as a kid: Is 2:30 a.m. Christmas morning, yet? How about 3:00 a.m.??

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Look, if the time has an a.m. in it, it's technically morning, that's all I'm saying.

As an adult: I don't care who is dying, literally nothing is happening until coffee and food happens.

Look, kids: You're going to be much less mad about all the ugly sweaters you got if you open them up on full tummies.

9. Surprises on Christmas, as a kid: It's pretty easy to surprise you, since everything is still magical, and you're too short to reach the present closet.

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As an adult: In a post-Santa world (sorry, SPOILERS) surprising you is a goddamned amazing feat.

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OOOOH NOOOOOO, Sarah Palin!

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OOOOOH NOOOOOOO, NICKELBACK!!! :(

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OH THANK GOD, CALL OF DUTY.

10. Safe, crowd-pleasing gifts as a kid: Movies on VHS or DVD.

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As an adult: Funny T-shirts or accessories based on those movies.

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Why would anyone get you movies? Those are all streaming on Netflix.

11. Presents you hate, as a kid: Socks, sweaters, and checks ('cause that ish is going straight into a savings account.)

As an adult: Stuff you don't need.

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I appreciate your dedication to gag giftery, but my savings account/college fund could really use a check.

12. White Christmas, as a child: Snow is critical. If it doesn't snow, it is a goddamn disaster.

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As an adult: Great, now the airport is going to be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.

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Or worse, 80 people are coming over and someone just handed you a snow shovel. THANKS SANTA.

13. Christmas sweaters, as an kid: An embarrassing and ridiculous annual tradition that must be endured.

As an adult: Basically Halloween, part two.

14. Games with relatives, as a kid: Bugging your cool uncle to come play Monopoly with you.

As an adult: Gauging which of your uncles is cool enough to come play Cards Against Humanity with you and your cousins in the basement.

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15. Christmas feast, when you're a kid: Whatever manages to make it into your mouth because you're busy playing N64, OK?

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16. As an adult: An exciting and joyous event that you have been waiting and hoping for ALL DECEMBER LONG!

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Pictured: Christmas miracle.

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