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    21 Brutal Realities Of Having Too Much Damn Hair

    Why is my hair everywhere? WHY?

    1. If it's curly, and you brush it out, you will look like an enchanted forest where a witch is hiding.

    2. There is enough left over in your hairbrush every morning where you could make yourself a very nice sweater, if you wanted to.

    3. If you try to brush your hair, there is basically a 50-50 chance that you will lose either the brush or your hair.

    4. And wherever you go, you leave a trail of broken hair brushes behind.

    5. Using a hair dryer is a really good way for you to cause a citywide power shortage.

    6. You shed so much that you have to buy a pet dander vacuum, because every carpet you have is covered in hair.

    7. You don't need a tub stopper, because you carry around a portable drain-clogging device wherever you go, on your head.

    8. Your shower walls always look like a crazy person's artwork.

    9. You need about a billion curlers, which you can never keep track of, because they are always rolling away from you and getting lost, stuck, or broken, like little round 2-year-olds.

    10. Curling irons are a joke. If you used one curling iron to do your entire head, you would be dead before you made it out the door.

    11. Getting a haircut is a really easy way to quickly lose 5 pounds.

    12. It's easy to tell where you've been because everywhere you go you leave a trail of worn out hair accessories.

    13. If you're gonna whip your hair, there is a good chance that someone is going to get hurt.

    14. You have to use all of your hair care products by the handful. The damn. Handful.

    Lol this looks so gross but am I the only one who uses this much conditioner

    15. You can try to tame it by putting it in a bun... which is too heavy to stay on your head.

    16. Your hair loves to collect things. Like, really REALLY likes to collect anything it comes in contact with.

    17. It is scientifically impossible to not end up with hair all over your food...

    18. ...and it is mathematically impossible to not end up with food in your hair.

    19. Volumizing products make you look insane. Just literally insane.

    20. Other people seem to get extensions as frequently as you are giving Locks of Love donations.

    21. You don’t tell anyone about any of this stuff, so that they will keep being super jelly of your hair.