14 Totally Impractical Lingerie Items You Can Buy


    Hello. We are Kristin and Leo and sometimes we like to talk about fashion. Today we're discussing crazy lingerie from a variety of retailers.

    1. Open-Cup Lace Bralette, Fredericks of Hollywood, $32

    Kristin: This is not a bra, this is a diorama for a science project about boobs.

    Leo: I feel like Regina George had a hand in this design.

    2. Levrette Panty, Kiki de Montparnesse, $65

    3. New Banded Tassel Naughty Knicker, Frederick's of Hollywood, $28

    4. Cutout Cheeky Undie, Free People, $14

    5. Pastease Pasties, Nasty Gal, $10

    6. BlueBella Sasha Fringed Bodysuit, ASOS, $68

    7. BlueBella Unwrap Me Body Bow, ASOS, $29

    Leo: SURPRISE! I got you this sexy wedgie!

    Kristin: Your grandma who is always saving everything would be really pissed that you went and bought a brand-new ribbon just for this.

    Leo: This is a total nightmare for anyone who is not good at wrapping presents.

    8. Tie Me Up Hollywood Naughty Knicker, $22, Frederick's of Hollywood

    9. Floral Lace Lounge Set, $39.99, Lingerie Diva

    Leo: I fully approve of this outfit. It looks simple, comfortable, and most importantly, ready to go should Soul Train come back on the air.

    Kristin: New rule: Pants that double as underwear should never be long enough to potentially trip over.

    10. Stars and Stripes Teeny Weenie Monokini, Yandy, $12.95

    Leo: Subtle elegance.

    Kristin: OK, but how are the flag parts staying directly on her nipples? I call bullshit on your physics, sexy flag onesie.

    11. Drape Chain Crotchless Thong, Lingerie Diva, $9.99

    Kristin: Do you think anyone's ever gotten caught in that?

    Leo: [In disgust] Annngggawwwwwww.

    Kristin: I think it's a fair question!

    Leo: So, this is dry clean only, right?

    12. Rainbow Stripe Mini-Stocking, Lingerie Diva, $17.99

    Leo: Every man's Rainbow Brite fantasy, FINALLY fulfilled.

    Kristin: This is one of the products they recommend to you after you buy "The Complete Lisa Frank Sticker Collection."

    13. Lacy Micro-Mini G String Thong, Etsy, $9.99

    14. Crotchless Tuxedo G String, $9.89, Lingerie Diva