Hello. We are Kristin and Leo and sometimes we like to talk about fashion. Today we're discussing crazy lingerie from a variety of retailers.
1. Open-Cup Lace Bralette, Fredericks of Hollywood, $32
Kristin: This is not a bra, this is a diorama for a science project about boobs.
Leo: I feel like Regina George had a hand in this design.
7. BlueBella Unwrap Me Body Bow, ASOS, $29
Leo: SURPRISE! I got you this sexy wedgie!
Kristin: Your grandma who is always saving everything would be really pissed that you went and bought a brand-new ribbon just for this.
Leo: This is a total nightmare for anyone who is not good at wrapping presents.
9. Floral Lace Lounge Set, $39.99, Lingerie Diva
Leo: I fully approve of this outfit. It looks simple, comfortable, and most importantly, ready to go should Soul Train come back on the air.
Kristin: New rule: Pants that double as underwear should never be long enough to potentially trip over.
10. Stars and Stripes Teeny Weenie Monokini, Yandy, $12.95
Leo: Subtle elegance.
Kristin: OK, but how are the flag parts staying directly on her nipples? I call bullshit on your physics, sexy flag onesie.
11. Drape Chain Crotchless Thong, Lingerie Diva, $9.99
Kristin: Do you think anyone's ever gotten caught in that?
Leo: [In disgust] Annngggawwwwwww.
Kristin: I think it's a fair question!
Leo: So, this is dry clean only, right?
12. Rainbow Stripe Mini-Stocking, Lingerie Diva, $17.99
Leo: Every man's Rainbow Brite fantasy, FINALLY fulfilled.
Kristin: This is one of the products they recommend to you after you buy "The Complete Lisa Frank Sticker Collection."