23 Amazingly Ridiculous Things You Can Buy At Anthropologie
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4. Allusione Sheath -- $288
Leo: This looks like someone ate four different dresses and then vomited them back up. In the most elegant of manners, bien sûr.
Kristin: This is the dress equivalent of the giant robot all the Power Rangers make when they combine forces to fight Godzilla.
Leo: I literally have no idea what you are talking about.
17. Stripe Block Tunic -- $285
Leo: I'm pretty sure this looks just like a psychological test the FBI administers to prospective agents.
Kristin: This is what you'd wear if your wanted to camouflage yourself at a J.Crew.
22. Geo Safari Vest -- Originally $138, now $69.95
Kristin: You don't need a safari vest, I don't care how crazy you say Costco gets on Saturdays.
Leo: "Safari" vest just makes me think of the crazy hunter in Jumanji. Not a good look.