We are Kristin and Leo and we like to talk about fashion. Today, we’re discussing Anthropologie, which is known for its ~sophisticated~ but very, very expensive fashion and home goods.
1. Haru Tasseled Kimono — $168

2. Vida Circlet Dress -- $648

3. Spectrum Broom -- $68

4. Allusione Sheath -- $288


Leo: This looks like someone ate four different dresses and then vomited them back up. In the most elegant of manners, bien sûr.
Kristin: This is the dress equivalent of the giant robot all the Power Rangers make when they combine forces to fight Godzilla.
Leo: I literally have no idea what you are talking about.
5. Striped Weekend Tee -- $68

6. Feather Clock -- $248

7. Eberjey Joey Romper -- $97

8. Handcarved Toren Armoire -- $2,998

9. Desi Skirted Leggings -- $59.50

10. Orion Circlet Headband -- $575

11. Cafe Society Tee -- $58

12. Sungarden Robe -- $118

13. Luxe Fur Stool -- $348

14. Bahia Apron -- $38

15. You Wash, I'll Dry Dishtowels -- $42

16. Letter-Perfect Mesh Tee -- $88

17. Stripe Block Tunic -- $285


Leo: I'm pretty sure this looks just like a psychological test the FBI administers to prospective agents.
Kristin: This is what you'd wear if your wanted to camouflage yourself at a J.Crew.
18. Alexa Chung for AG New Wave Sweatshirt -- $188

19. Amaryllis Pony Holder -- $25

20. Paige Patchworked Sierra Overalls -- $299

21. Drawing Study Chair -- $980

22. Geo Safari Vest -- Originally $138, now $69.95


Kristin: You don't need a safari vest, I don't care how crazy you say Costco gets on Saturdays.
Leo: "Safari" vest just makes me think of the crazy hunter in Jumanji. Not a good look.
23. Unlikely Symmetry Bowl -- $68
