26 Things That Make Absolutely No Sense To Chicagoans

Besides Kanye.

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1. Why getting invited to someone's improv show is not actually meant to be a punishment.

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2. Why anyone would willingly go to Navy Pier.

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3. Why ANYONE would drive a car that doesn't have salt and snow chains ready in the trunk.

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4. Why there is any good reason to stop referring to this as Marshall Fields.

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5. Why your neighborhood is way better than their neighborhood.

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7. Why people from the suburbs insist that they are actually from Chicago.

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9. Why Montrose beach is not just as beautiful as any beach attached to an ocean.

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11. People who hate ranch dressing, in general.

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12. What the bean is actually supposed to mean.

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13. Why cars do not come standard with heated seats.

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14. Why anyone would turn off the Bears/Packers game.

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16. Why knowing how to pull your car out of a fishtail isn't mandatory on every driving test.

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17. How anyone has a tailgate without sausage.

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19. Why anyone would leave their house during fall without an umbrella.

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20. Why “October” is supposed to be fall, when it’s really either summer or winter.

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21. Why anyone would turn up their nose at fried cheese.

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22. Why anyone would call highways by their numbers instead of their names.

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23. Why everyone has that one friend who hates outdoor parties, because mosquitos maul them.

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25. Why the Sears Tower couldn't just keep on being the Sears Tower.

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