Friends don’t let friends go as the BP oil spill for Halloween.
But seriously: Walking on the balls of your feet is not for wimps.
Perfect if you are great at destroying things!
So we decided to see if we could handle sleeping in a bra!
An Emmy for you! And an Emmy for you!
Brow shaping is basically a magic trick.
Even if you’ve never liked Twinkies, you’ll like these Twinkies.
Just how filling is ~a handful of almonds~, anyway?
Get that 100% garbage food taste even if you’re garbage at making food.
These are all people who are competing at the height of their sports.
“I think you full-on just saw my nipple there.”
Also, seriously, doesn’t that just hurt their junk?
::CRIES AN OLYMPIC SWIMMING POOL FULL OF TEARS::
Can we just admit that it’s not possible for anyone to get a perfect score in gymnastics?!
The other kind of butt stuff.
I will fight you about this.