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A Brief History Of Vanessa The Stalker’s Shameless Celebrity Photography

All’s fair in love and hunting famous people.

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Even if it means she has to take every opportunity to accost unsuspecting celebs at a moment’s notice.

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Shame has no place in celebrity stalking.

Like that time she posed with Travis Barker...and his kids…?

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Or when Slash was just not having it.

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No backdrop is too awkward.

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Greetings from O-Townia!

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No photo too candid.

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Leven Rambin just wanted to whip her hair back and forth.

Even her definition of “celebrity” is pretty loose.

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The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man totally counts, though.

She doesn’t care if you look like a ghost.

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Can someone take Alice Cooper on a tropical vacation?

Or if you’re dressed like a Pink Lady from Grease.

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Or if you have something stuck in your teeth.

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And she certainly doesn’t care if you have no idea what’s going on.

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Ozzy Osbourne never knows what’s going on, though.

She doesn’t even care if you’re not facing the camera.

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That’s Cher inside that neon green hood!

Or if she’s caught mid-blink!

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Letting yourself look bad in photos is true commitment to the celeb selfie cause.

As long as you’re a celebrity and sort of within the frame, we think Vanessa would call it a success.

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In fact, car selfies is a tactic she uses...

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No really, there are so many car selfies.

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The celeb selfie counts as double if you lock in a photobomb!

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10 points to Justin Long!

And sometimes, she provides a little context which can be useful.

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Do you BELIEVE?

Other times, it’s the lack of context that makes the shot.

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Is she spooning with Zefron?

The paps have caught her in the act a few times.

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Sometimes her celeb subjects don’t always know they’re in the photo.

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Steve Buscemi has places to be, okay?

Jeff Bridges has no problem being straight up creeped on.

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But it’s always far less weird if they’re in on it.

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Jeff Bridges also loves taking selfies!

But no matter how many celeb selfies she has…

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Never stop stalking, Vanessa!

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Bruno Mars believes in you!

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