My nephew had a bad day at school today. He was sent to the principal’s office. Later, when his dad found out, he made my nephew pen an apology letter. Behold.
Don’t trust me, trust the voiceover guy in the Thompson’s Water Seal commercial who has trouble saying the word “deck.”
Finally, two of the most played-out memes can be played-out together! Find a friend! Flip a coin! The loser has to be Tebow!
As soon as Tywin told Joffrey to go take a nap, I thought of Kevin Spacey telling Alan Arkin’s character to “go to lunch” because “I am trying to run an office here” in “Glengarry Glen Ross.” Turns out the scenes work well together…
Singer/Songwriter/Humorist Jonathan Coulton did a cover of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back” in 2005. Then Glee decided to cover the song as well. Except Glee’s sounds STRANGELY similar to Jonathan Coulton’s. How similar? When you play them both simultaneously, YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL IT’S TWO DIFFERENT SONGS. This is why I never trust a capella singers.
It’s like Dirk Diggler doing “You Got The Touch” except realer and worser.
This is a good example of how to gather up people (basic bitches) who need to here an important message (that they’re basic) and then delivering the message in a concise and convincing fashion.
This lady isn’t trying to be rude, she just has a cold. And is also crazy.
If I was surrounded by these people at dinner I’d stick the cutlery in my eyes.
What if church were advertised like a Monster Truck Rally?
She’s 8, she kind of acts like a robot, but she has about a 14-octave range.