🚨 MAJOR SPOILERS 🚨
Read at your own risk.
"You're too cute to be sad forever."
"Great, I'm really cutting back."
"You have two phones? What are you, a drug dealer?"
"You know, I used to feel bad for you. I prayed for you. But I do not feel bad for you anymore, and I will not pray for you anymore."
"Oh baby girl, I just feel like I'm falling apart. Like a house of cards or like a sandcastle when the tide has come in. I don't know. Like a rickety chair. Or an old jalopy. I don't know."
"So currently, you don't fly to Seattle?" Anna asks. The agent replies, "Currently, Seattle's on the West Coast. Or, sorry, did you have more geography questions?"
"I mean, come on. A guy who looks like that, you think he wants to spend Saturday night changing diapers?"
When Anna asked the photographer if she could keep the picture, the woman replied, "For five dollars."
"Well, I'll be, there's a nail in my hand."
Rex getting arrested...in an apron.
"Life is for the living...and so are casseroles."
"....the woman in the house across the street."
Douglas says, "But we needed someone to fix the mailbox," and Anna screams, "It's still not fixed."
"It's just f**king rain."
"His act sucks by the way."
"Those are just baby teeth, you stupid a**hole."
"I don't drink wine anymore. I'll have vodka."
I know this series was a parody, but I haven't laughed like this in a long time. Tell me what your favorite scenes were in the comments!