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    18 Questions I Still Have About Disney Channel Shows As An Adult

    I demand to know why the Wizards finalé did Max Russo so dirty.

    Growing up, Disney Channel was my bread and butter.

    However, as the years go by, there are still a ton of questions about my favorite Disney Channel shows that haunt me.

    So, without further ado, here are 18 questions I still have about Disney Channel shows as an adult.

    1. Why did Jackson Stewart never have a secret identity on Hannah Montana?

    He even worked as Hannah's assistant for an episode

    2. Why did they let every Russo sibling except Max keep their powers and expect us to be okay with it on Wizards of Waverly Place?

    Jerry bestows the family sub station on Max

    3. Why did Lizzie McGuire's parents let her go on an international school trip where there was only one chaperone?

    she was brand new

    4. Why did Josh (a college freshman) tell Maya (a high school freshman) he liked her on Girl Meets World?

    Josh tells Maya he'll "play the long game" with her

    5. Why did Professor Crumbs leave Wiz Tech in the hands of a college student?

    Crumbs is retiring, so he asks Justin to take his place

    6. How were the air ducts in the Tipton Hotel strong enough to have multiple people crawling through them every day on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody?

    London and Zack could both crawl in the same duct without issue

    7. Why did Sonny leave So Random on Sonny with a Chance?

    they just started making So Random without her

    8. What did the "mystery prize" that Raven, Eddie, and Chelsea won in a contest look like on That's So Raven?

    Chelsea and Eddie accidentally destroyed the prize

    9. Why was Joe, Kevin, and Nick's band called Jonas when their last name was Lucas on JONAS?

    they still had the same first names

    10. How did *that* Halloween episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody ever make it to air?

    Esteban led the seancé

    11. Why did Rico's dad leave his business in the hands of an actual child on Hannah Montana?

    Rico was always hanging out at the surf shack

    12. Why were the Ross parents just...never home on Jessie?

    they even video called into Christmas

    13. How did advanced music and art skills qualify 11-year-old Chyna and Fletcher to skip straight to high school on A.N.T. Farm?

    they should've been in sixth grade

    14. Why did Teddy and Spencer get back together after he cheated on her in Good Luck Charlie?

    they broke up in the first season and got back together in the finale

    15. Did Arwin and Carey Martin end up together on The Suite Life?

    Zack and Cody tried to get them together

    16. How did no one recognize Robby Ray Stewart — a famous country singer — with a fake mustache?

    it was so obviously fake

    17. If Trish was always getting fired from various mall jobs, why did Austin trust her to be his manager on Austin & Ally?

    she was his manager, and Ally was his songwriter

    18. And finally, was Perry the platypus paid for his work as a secret agent on Phineas and Ferb?

    he worked hard

    Do you have any theories or answers in response to these questions? How about questions of your own? Leave them in the comments!