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We Know How You'll Embarrass Yourself Today Based On Your Zodiac

You have a lot of fun with your friends. So, chances are, you're going to snort with laughter...very loudly...very abnormally...in public.

You'll snort loudly when you laugh

You are running towards your public transport and for some unknown reason, the driver dislikes you so much that he shuts the doors right when you're about to get on.

You'll JUST miss the bus or train

You'll probably lock yourself out of the house. And no, the key wasn't under the rug or behind the left bush.

You'll get locked out of your house

You are doing your business in the only vacant bathroom stall with the broken door when someone decides to open it and reveal your genitalia.

Someone will walk in on you in the bathroom

You have probably "accidentally" knocked over a toy that talks or sings music and it doesn't stop, which leads to you speed walking away down the aisle.

You'll drop something noisy in a crowded store

Have you left your fly undone before? Yep, you have.

You'll leave your zipper down

Your food goes down the wrong tube and you have to gulp down multiple glasses of water and cough until your eyes are shedding tears and your throat feels like it's being ripped apart. Oh, and the whole food court is staring at you.

You'll have a choking fit at lunch

You've either run into a pole or almost run into a pole. Either way, don't use your phone on the sidewalk.

You'll run into a pole when staring at your phone

You have probably gone to Costco just for the free samples. Well, the person who was selling the product recognized you since you were on your fifth round of the Japanese tea cakes.

You'll be caught sneaking too many free sample

You're looking at your phone screen, not paying attention to where your straw is, and you end up having to swivel your tongue in the air searching for that straw. A hit and a miss. Not very flattering.

You'll search for your straw with your tongue for a tad too long

You are laughing and having a great time with your friends until you literally RUN INTO a stranger. Expect a glare.

You'll bump into an annoyed stranger

Hey, look! Someone's waving at you! Oh! — never mind. False alarm. Wrong person.

You'll wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you

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