1. When she broke her heel just like you...
2. And when she got to wear these super bedazzled, super expensive boots for a CMA performance (NBD), definitely not like you.
3. When she enjoyed a nice game night just like you...
4. And when she enjoyed this "game" night in private box seats watching her now-retired Nashville Predators hockey player Mike Fisher, aka her hubby, definitely not like you.
5. When she had a pie fail just like you...
6. And when she got to enjoy 100 roses and 100 cupcakes at the Grand Ole Opry definitely not like you.
7. When she dressed her dog up just like you...
8. And when her dog posed alongside her in a Redbook magazine definitely not like you.
9. When she ate dinner out of a box just like you...
10. And when she ate a private dinner with this view definitely not like you.
11. When she took a ~cool~ selfie with her retro shades on just like you...
12. And when she took a ~cool~ selfie with a CMA International Artist Achievement Award definitely not like you.
13. When she took a sweaty workout selfie just like you...
14. And when she posed for her entire workout clothing line, Calia, definitely not like you.
15. When she got a pretty basic mani/pedi just like you...
16. And when a manicure didn't even matter because she wore THAT RING definitely not like you.
17. When she drank out of a crazy straw just like you...
18. And when she sipped from an actual Ellen mug she got from being on the actual Ellen show definitely not like you.
19. When she came home to a big pile of laundry just like you...
20. And when she knew this Predators jersey was soon becoming part of her laundry definitely not like you.
21. When she wore one of those creepy face masks just like you...
22. And when she took it off and got glowed the fuck up definitely not like you.
