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19 Things You'll Only Know If You've Ever Whipped Your Boob Out To Feed A Baby

Crap, I'm leaking again.

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1. Feeling the terrible pinch of your baby's first tooth.

2. Literally having raw nipples.

They might be so bad it looks like you're producing strawberry milk.😱
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They might be so bad it looks like you're producing strawberry milk.😱

3. Leaking all day e'ry day.

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4. And panicking when you leak through your breast pads, through your bra, and onto your shirt.

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5. Having unquenchable thirst.

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6. And also having the biggest appetite ever.

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7. Being really, really, REALLY upset if your hard-earned milk accidentally spills.

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8. And nearing tears if your baby projectile vomits your milk up.

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9. Knowing that pumping in a bathroom stall is THE WORST.

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It's right up there with eating in a bathroom stall.

10. Feeling like your boobs are going to explode if you go too long without pumping or breastfeeding.

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11. Carrying nipple cream everywhere with you.

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12. Understanding the ironic misfortune of producing more milk than usual when you have to pump n' dump.

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13. Just being flat out annoyed when anyone glares at you while breastfeeding in public.

14. Trying to figure out how to work weird nursing bras.

15. Feeling literally like a cow when you pump yourself.

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16. Tasting or trying to get someone else to taste your breastmilk.

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17. Finding out that getting in a warm shower creates another whole shower.

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18. Having to cover your boobs in warm towels and massage them to clear a clogged milk duct.

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19. And actually getting to have giant knockers for all your trouble.

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Unless your boobs were already big, which in that case...¯\_(ツ)_/¯