1.
This person who keeps a tub of Ranch dressing in the fridge for dipping.
2.
This person who casually wears shorts and flip-flops in the snow.
3.
And this person, who actually bundles up, but still gets defeated by the cold.
4.
This person who only eats chili with cinnamon rolls.
5.
And this person who only enjoys pizza from a gas station.
6.
This person whose car is covered in Mayflies.
7.
This person whose cows ate their gold ribbon in 4-H at the county fair.
8.
This person who needs "pop" from the store and is craving puppy chow.
9.
This person who got stuck behind a tractor on the road.
10.
And this person who drives by a giant corn tower every day.
11.
This person who takes their kids to a park filled with corn instead of sand.
12.
This person whose electrical outlet freezes in the winter.
13.
And these people standing outside during a tornado.
Midwesterners. Y'all wild!
