Food·Posted on Aug 7, 2020Every Weird And Awkward Person Will Find These 17 Tweets Hilarious For No Particular ReasonMy boss overheard me calling my elbows "thirsty boys" while applying lotion.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Hey, we all have a little bit of a weird sense of humor, right?! Here are some Twitter users who sure did make us chuckle: 1. i am married go away @donte5O2 My ex thought I cheated cuz I smelled like a woman & I let her break up w me cuz didn't kno how to tell her I use cucumber melon body wash 03:23 PM - 25 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @donte5O2 / twitter.com 2. Bridezilla of El Dorado @SamGrittner FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS: * Open casket * Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance * My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa 08:34 PM - 04 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite @SamGrittner / twitter.com 3. Sarah Beattie @nachosarah if you're intelligent congratulations on being tortured by the unending hell of existence every minute of every day 08:43 PM - 27 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite @nachosarah / twitter.com 4. ficklenuts. @ficklenuts “Everybody loves us weird girls, right up until we start doing weird girl shit,” I say to my cat, as we watch a documentary about serial killers in our matching onesies. 06:11 PM - 16 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @ficklenuts / twitter.com 5. Shóna Kelly @shonakellyx3 what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks 06:25 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @shonakellyx3 / twitter.com 6. alexa @mariokartdwi my best friend got me a bidet as a house warming present and i have to say having your asshole blasted clean is absolutely the pinnacle of luxury i’m about to start acting different 01:35 AM - 04 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite @mariokartdwi / twitter.com 7. DJ Sunset Blush @HashtagBet My boss overheard me calling my elbows “thirsty boys” while applying lotion and I was immediately let go 06:53 PM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @HashtagBet / twitter.com 8. brent @murrman5 [walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent 02:10 AM - 24 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @murrman5 / twitter.com 9. moody monday @mdob11 *someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground* 02:33 PM - 25 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite @mdob11 / twitter.com 10. Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄🦋 @Flora__Flora Do not bother trying to hook up w me if ur not wearing a long striped nightgown w a matching hat + holding a little plate w a candle on it 06:13 PM - 16 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @Flora_Flora / twitter.com 11. Yolonda No Adams @YolondaChrispen Never order boots from Wish! I am just the messenger!!! 😩😭😭🤣 08:20 PM - 21 Nov 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @YolandaChrispen / twitter.com 12. Chad Kroeber @ChadKroeber Me: *tries to knock 1st kite out of tree using 2nd kite* *gets 2nd kite stuck in tree* Genie: please don't w- Me: I wish for a third kite 08:46 PM - 17 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @ChadKroeber / twitter.com 13. Rick Aaron @RickAaron I had a chip implanted in my body. It was a Cool Ranch Dorito. 03:07 AM - 11 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite @RickAaron / twitter.com 14. 𝓂𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓎 ❀ @skedaddle74 Read an article this morning on “13 ways to be happy”. 13? I need one, just one and it’s cheese. 04:49 PM - 04 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite @skedaddle74 / twitter.com 15. Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: sorry if I'm bothering you surgeon: how do you keep waking up and saying that 06:24 PM - 04 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite @Browtweaten / twitter.com 16. kєllαlєnα @topaz_kell Hugs from behind are hot, but the guy in front of me at the ATM didn't seem to think so. 02:45 PM - 03 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite @topaz_kell / twitter.com 17. Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 Top 5 Life Moments: 5. falling in love 4. losing one’s virginity 3. wedding day 2. birth of a child 1. 02:15 PM - 18 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @UncleDuke1969 / twitter.com We hope these tweets made you giggle today — and if some made you really LOL, be sure to give that person a follow!!!