14 Reasons Why You'll Want To Get Pregnant ASAFP

It's a piece of cake really.

1. You're only so exhausted you can't function.

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Functioning as if you just got hit by a bus is actually pleasant.

2. You're only throwing up nearly every morning during the first few months of your pregnancy.

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I mean, you squeeze that in before brushing your teeth and you're golden.

3. You're only giving up caffeine and alcohol and certain meats.

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It's not like you're addicted to those things anyway.

4. You're only actually capable of fitting in stretchy pants.

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And you get to buy clothes that are DOUBLE the size you normally wear.

5. You're only having to pee every five minutes.

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Peeing all day, it's super fun.

6. You're only sore everywhere on your body.

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It's pretty much the BEST challenge ever.

7. You're only opening your legs to literally any medical professional ever.

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STAHHHP. It's NBD.

8. You're only eating ice and Tums daily.

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Why would you want to eat anything else?

9. You're only dealing with swollen feet and ankles.

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Beauty is pain, duh.

10. You're only getting poked with needles like every other week.

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Giving blood and peeing in cups — OMG, like, so therapeutic.

11. You're only being kicked in the ribs constantly.

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Don't worry! You can still sort of breathe.

12. You're only having to sleep in one solitary position each night.

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Ah, this one position on the recliner is really all you need.

13. You're only having to put shoes on and shave over a giant belly.

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It's as easy as the bend and snap, peeps!

14. And you're only having the most god-awful, motherfucking contractions about every few minutes right before giving birth.

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Easy peasy.

See? Pregnancy is a piece of cake, people.😉

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