1.
A Crayola crayon with a very well thought out name.
2.
A Santa Claus head with no body.
3.
An actual one dollar ribeye steak.
4.
These snails in a can.
5.
This chocolate-scented poop emoji body wash.
7.
These toe socks...for only the big toe.
9.
These hair extensions.
10.
These DIY drug tests.
11.
This vacuum-sealed corn on the cob.
12.
This peppermint-flavored water.
13.
This actual dirty old man cane that makes cat-calling noises.
14.
These decorative garden lights.
15.
This scented duck tape.
16.
This Dr. Pepper licorice.
17.
And this knock-off Pepto-Bismol.
