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    Updated on Jun 21, 2020. Posted on Jun 18, 2020

    16 People Who Don't Know How To Open Literally Anything

    Make it stop!

    1. The person who opens cereal boxes like this:

    How my husband opens a cereal box..smh..not an ad..just my real life :-D #marriage #yikes

    2. And the person who opens cereal boxes like this:

    @Kica333 This is how my husband opens cereal boxes. You might be related.

    3. The person who opens the tops of spices like this:

    Apparently this is how my husband opens new spices because 'it's easier to use a knife thru the holes'. #MarriedLife #plasticpiecesfordinner

    4. The person who opens stuffing packages like this:

    5. And the person who opens snacks like this:

    6. The person who opens the foil tabs on drinks like this:

    My mom has such a chaotic evil energy. This is how she opens the bottle of milk...

    7. The person who opens bread like this:

    This is how my colleague opens a loaf of bread.

    8. The person who opens envelopes like this:

    Behold, how Abby the Barbarian opens mail. @abominable_abby

    9. The person who opens cans like this:

    This is how my brother opens a tin of beans #couldhaveusedatinopener

    10. And the person who opens jars like this:

    This is how my friends roommate opens jars. #retirriterende #dansk #mildlyinfuriating

    11. The person who opens easy-peel packages like this:

    12. And the person who opens easy-zip bags like this:

    13. The person who opens soda cans like this:

    How my brother opens his soda cans

    14. And the person who opens wine bottles like this:

    15. The person who opens cartons like this:

    This is how my manager opens cartons... jail time

    16. And the horrifying monster who opens everything like this: