Parents·Posted on Jun 28, 201626 Things Every Pregnant Person Has Secretly DoneThere comes a point in every pregnancy where you just say, "Fuck it."by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Went the whole day with your jeans unbuttoned and unzipped. 2. Didn't shave... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Went to the drive-thru alone to order a #2, #5, and #7 with a milkshake. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Dropped something and didn't pick it up. View this photo on Instagram 5. Put a mirror between your legs because you wanted to remember what it looked like BEFORE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Not worn certain shoes because...cankles. 7. Blamed your hormones for your behavior. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Purposely held your hand under your belly so people would know you were pregnant, not fat. View this photo on Instagram 9. Snuck some stuff for yourself on your baby registry. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Peed a little in your pants. 11. Dyed your hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Cried alone. 13. Been so constipated you were scared the baby was going to come out if you pushed any harder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Squeezed your nipples to see if breast milk would squirt out. 15. Exaggerated the pregnancy "waddle" to look more legit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Drank caffeine. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Forgot to take your prenatal vitamins. 18. Had full-blown adult conversations with your belly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Ate ice cream out of the carton. All of it. 20. Got disappointed if the sex of the baby wasn't what you wanted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Experienced discharge that was just weird. 22. Used your pregnancy as an excuse to not have to do something. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Passed gas in public. 24. Spent way too much time getting the perfect angle for that nine-month-preggo selfie. View this photo on Instagram 25. Planned a sex marathon to induce labor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Psst! One last secret: You weren't really listening during any conversations because all you thought about was food.