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    23 Hilarious Times People Were Total Hot Messes

    Please excuse the mess, we just moved in two years ago.

    You didn't choose the hot mess life, the hot mess life chose you...and you're not alone! Please enjoy laughing and relating to these hilarious tweets:

    1.

    My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao

    @goodgaljenjen / twitter.com

    2.

    Please excuse the mess, we just moved in 2 years ago

    @mom_ontherocks / twitter.com

    3.

    If I die, I hope my best friend deletes my browser history. Just so nobody knows that I was looking up how to use “effect” and “affect” properly in a sentence.

    4.

    So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand...

    @BorboaGrant /. http://twitter.co,

    5.

    was so proud of myself for remembering my mask I forgot my entire shoes. now I’m in the grocery parking lot like ok what now Biblo

    6.

    Applied for a job and got this email back

    @Heathernab / twitter.com

    7.

    Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately

    @mmmobrie / twitter.com

    8.

    I trust Chick-fil-A so much that I don’t even check my bag and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what’s best for me.

    @sirHASHington / twitter.com

    9.

    total crapshoot every time i go to pronounce ‘turmeric’

    10.

    me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs. me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins late and realizing i have to stop for gas

    @casey_mcquiston / twitter.com

    11.

    ok do not judge me, the words most disorganized gardener: wtf am I growing here ? is this a cantaloupe? I did not plant cantaloupe. help

    12.

    Who among us hasn't been locked out of a car in a parking lot, repeatedly yanked on the door handle and started kicking the door in anger until the real owner of the vehicle shows up?

    13.

    My bank called me: "sir did you go to dominos at midnight three days in a row in Florida?" Me:....yah Bank:*long pause* "alright then"

    @honzogonzo / twitter.com

    14.

    I have a research paper due in 4 hours and the letter M on my keyboard is broken

    @ColinChambers44 / twitter.com

    15.

    Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight

    @franzakeem / twitter.com

    16.

    sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

    @trvpism / twitter.com

    17.

    my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????”

    @notclarinet / twitter.com

    18.

    who just wrote 5 pages on mindfulness and then left a loaf of bread in the oven for 3 hours 🙋🏼‍♀️

    19.

    Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house Me now:

    @paxton247 / twitter.com

    20.

    My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore

    @toriavaa / twitter.com

    21.

    ordered doordash for the first time and it has turned into quite the experience

    @radioaky / twitter.com

    22.

    I think it’s fair to say I should never drink again

    @TiaToldYouSo / twitter.com

    23.

    Know I’m high I done poured this shit in the washing machine all ova my clothes 😭

    @thebaddesttb / twitter.com

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