Parents·Posted on Aug 8, 202023 Hilarious Times People Were Total Hot MessesPlease excuse the mess, we just moved in two years ago.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink You didn't choose the hot mess life, the hot mess life chose you...and you're not alone! Please enjoy laughing and relating to these hilarious tweets: 1. Jenna @goodgaljenjen My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao 06:04 AM - 03 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @goodgaljenjen / twitter.com 2. Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Please excuse the mess, we just moved in 2 years ago 08:10 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @mom_ontherocks / twitter.com 3. Participation Trophy Wife 🏆 @TrophyWifeDayna If I die, I hope my best friend deletes my browser history. Just so nobody knows that I was looking up how to use “effect” and “affect” properly in a sentence. 06:24 PM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. G @BorboaGrant So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand... 07:34 PM - 18 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @BorboaGrant /. http://twitter.co, 5. ditch pony @molly7anne was so proud of myself for remembering my mask I forgot my entire shoes. now I’m in the grocery parking lot like ok what now Biblo 06:33 PM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Leonardo DiCaprisun @Heathernab Applied for a job and got this email back 02:21 PM - 06 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite @Heathernab / twitter.com 7. meg @mmmobrie Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately 03:13 PM - 06 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @mmmobrie / twitter.com 8. IF YOU ARE NOT BLACK THIS ISNT FOR YOU @sirHASHington I trust Chick-fil-A so much that I don’t even check my bag and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what’s best for me. 02:35 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @sirHASHington / twitter.com 9. JEFF NEWTON 🆒 @yonewt total crapshoot every time i go to pronounce ‘turmeric’ 04:10 PM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. casey mcquiston ⚡️ @casey_mcquiston me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs. me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins late and realizing i have to stop for gas 01:45 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @casey_mcquiston / twitter.com 11. ditch pony @molly7anne ok do not judge me, the words most disorganized gardener: wtf am I growing here ? is this a cantaloupe? I did not plant cantaloupe. help 07:12 PM - 01 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Melanie Gibson @ImMelanieGibson Who among us hasn't been locked out of a car in a parking lot, repeatedly yanked on the door handle and started kicking the door in anger until the real owner of the vehicle shows up? 08:01 PM - 05 Aug 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Uplander @honzogonzo My bank called me: "sir did you go to dominos at midnight three days in a row in Florida?" Me:....yah Bank:*long pause* "alright then" 02:45 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @honzogonzo / twitter.com 14. colin @ColinChambers44 I have a research paper due in 4 hours and the letter M on my keyboard is broken 07:14 PM - 09 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @ColinChambers44 / twitter.com 15. FRANZ🇹🇹 @franzakeem Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight 10:03 PM - 04 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @franzakeem / twitter.com 16. SZRP @trvpism sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order 06:24 PM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @trvpism / twitter.com 17. illiterate feral idiot @notclarinet my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????” 03:43 AM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @notclarinet / twitter.com 18. ditch pony @molly7anne who just wrote 5 pages on mindfulness and then left a loaf of bread in the oven for 3 hours 🙋🏼♀️ 12:03 AM - 31 Jul 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Paxton Parris @paxton247 Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house Me now: 12:55 AM - 21 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @paxton247 / twitter.com 20. tori @toriavaa My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore 06:49 PM - 19 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @toriavaa / twitter.com 21. jamie 🏳️🌈 @radioaky ordered doordash for the first time and it has turned into quite the experience 12:45 AM - 05 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite @radioaky / twitter.com 22. ttys @TiaToldYouSo I think it’s fair to say I should never drink again 02:03 PM - 17 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @TiaToldYouSo / twitter.com 23. 👱🏽♀️ . @thebaddesttb Know I’m high I done poured this shit in the washing machine all ova my clothes 😭 11:49 PM - 23 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite @thebaddesttb / twitter.com If you thought these tweets were as funny as I did, be sure to give these Twitter users a follow!