Every parent knows that keeping the house clean when kids are present is pretty much impossible.
Trying to clean the house with kids in it is just like trying to brush your teeth while eating Oreos!!!! Both fucking pointless
1. Because the second you clean, the kids are going to immediately make things messy again...
2. ...because they are bored.
3. And their attention spans last about five minutes.
4. Art time = mess time.
5. Play time = mess time.
6. To be frank, everything equals mess time.
7. Sticky fingerprints will be left throughout the house, as well as random surprises.
8. And, sadly, some necessities will be found wasted.
9. There's just no way around it.
10. It's pointless to try and keep their rooms clean.
11. Or the bathrooms clean.
12. Heck, it really doesn't even make sense to keep the kitchen clean with kids around!
13. Clean the mess and it will just reappear in a new way.
14. Sometimes even worse than the time before.
15. Because kids are...animals!
16. So, just sit back and just let it happen...
17. ...because cleaning is a waste of energy right now.
The constant mess in my house now that my kids are home every day #KeepsMeBusy
Just remember that one day, you can repay the favor to them!
"When my kids grow up, I'm going 2 their house 2 break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I'm bored & then just leave"
Hang in there, parents!
