16 Things That Make Young Moms Say “Are You Fucking Kidding Me?”

"Was your pregnancy unplanned?"

1. "You look pretty young to have a kid."

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My age is none of your business.

2. "Are you with the father?"

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Bye.

3. "Was she planned?"

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I bet you weren't.

4. "Your parents must help out a lot."

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You sure know a lot about me for not knowing me AT ALL.

5. "You shouldn't be holding the baby like that."

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What Chrissy said.

6. "You probably regret a lot of things in your life."

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The only thing I regret is this conversation.

7. "Your life is pretty much over now that you've had a baby."

TBS

Has anyone ever told you you're a jerk?

8. "You only got your body back after pregnancy because you're so young."

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Right, I didn't have to work it off at all. EYE F*CKING ROLL.

9. "I bet you have to miss out on a lot of fun things with your friends."

Warner Bros.

ALL MOMS MISS OUT ON FUN THINGS SOMETIMES.

10. "Can you afford that?"

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Can you stop talking already?

11. "Are you stuck babysitting your little brother?"

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Go away.

12. "You aren't going to let your kid eat that, are you?"

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You aren't going to worry about your damn self, are you?

13. "Are you in school or going back to school?"

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Are you going back to school because you obviously need to.

14. "I'm sure you have to do a lot of things on your own."

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I'm sure you should stop talking right now.

15. "You must be so stressed."

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Newsflash: ALL MOMS ARE STRESSED AT ANY AGE.

16. "You probably don't know babies can't have that."

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I did know, I do know. Back the eff off.