
10. Boobie Beanie

11. Taco Booties

12. Baby Bangs

15. Tortilla Baby snuggler

16. And Sushi Baby.

17. Chill Pill Soap

18. Bacon Teethers

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Because parenting should be fun.
There’s not actually a giant hamster feeder inside — it’s just a comical box that you can fill with real baby gifts. Order one here for $6.89.
Shit is about to get real when that baby comes! Get it here for $40.
A baby that cleans floors? Sign me up! Get this onesie here.
Some of the coloring pages in this book include: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay, Potty Like a Rock Star and Wine Rhymes with Friday. You're welcome.
The art of diaper changing with boys just got a whole lot easier. Buy these for $11 and the new mom will thank you later.
Sometimes mommy gets time out, too. Get a bottle for $7.99.
New parents need this F$%KING book.
Get this and the new baby might end up in better shape than you! You can buy one for $14.99.
This will keep the baby's feet warm and also make the pregnant mom-to-be crave tacos. It's a win-win situation. Get them here.
This baby wig attached to a headband is only slightly creepy, right? Give that newborn a full head of hair for $29.95.
I'm pretty sure you will want a matching one. You can get one for the baby for $9.99.
It's a Dirty Diaper Survival Kit. 'Nuff said.
Dear sweet, warm tortilla baby, you look absolutely perfect. Get one here.
And dear sweet, sushi baby, you look so serene. Get this one here.
Since the baby won't be able to experience the magical taste of bacon just quite yet, get them the next best thing. This Bacon Teether for $9.99.
Who doesn't love a kissing baby with a mustache? Get one for $8.97.
If you're not into the 'stache, opt for these adorable kissy lips. Get this pacifier for $9.99.
Lot of things change after you have a baby, including porn preferences. Surprise the mommy-to-be with these SFW fantasies. 😉