Parents·Posted on Feb 14, 2019A Man's Smelly Bathroom Warning Was Mistaken For A Bomb Threat In KansasIt happened in a Home Depot restroom in Kansas.by Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Don't joke about stinking up bathrooms in Kansas because it could get mistaken for a bomb threat. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS I know you're confused and curious right now, so let's begin. Click your heels together and let's travel to Kansas. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Now picture yourself in a local Kansas Home Depot bathroom. fixerofthings / Via instagram.com Imagine the person in the stall next to you, while letting out a few farts, says, "You need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bounce Would you take it literally? Would you think he had a bomb? Well, people in Wichita, Kansas did and the police were called right away. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF truTV According to KWCH, police appeared and, after a thorough investigation, they realized the "bomb threat" was really just a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema The exact words of the mystery pooper were, "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up." One witness laughed and said he took it as a joke. Obviously, others didn't. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV When police tracked down Mr. Poop, he said it was all a misunderstanding. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Which is great, but also the real questioning should have been about whether or not he washed his hands afterwards. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon That's it. I think we all learned a very valuable lesson today. Don't use the term "blow it up" when describing your "poop bomb" in public! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Comedy Central In all seriousness, you should never take the term "blow it up" lightly.