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    18 Reasons Why Black Friday Should Not Be A Thing Anymore

    Cyber Monday > Black Friday

    1. Imagine yourself sifting through piles of shoes on Black Friday...

    2. Now imagine yourself sippin' some wine, scrolling through shoes online on Cyber Monday.

    3. Imagine yourself camping in a tent in the freezing cold at 3 a.m. on Black Friday...

    4. Now imagine yourself warm and cozy in bed because you're waiting for Cyber Monday.

    5. Imagine yourself living through this horrible Black Friday scene...

    6. Now imagine yourself living through this ideal Cyber Monday scene.

    7. Imagine yourself starving on Black Friday because you've been standing in lines all day...

    8. Now imagine yourself eating a plate of Thanksgiving leftovers on Black Friday while you preview Cyber Monday sales.

    9. Imagine yourself faking a smile because you have to work retail on Black Friday...

    10. Now imagine yourself genuinely smiling because you know Cyber Monday means you don't have to leave the house on Black Friday.

    11. Imagine yourself getting injured as you try to maneuver around the store on Black Friday...

    12. Now imagine yourself injury-free because you didn't deal with Black Friday crowds and you won't have to move while Cyber Monday shopping.

    13. Imagine yourself setting your alarm to wake up at 3:15 a.m. on Black Friday...

    14. Now imagine yourself staying up until 3:15 a.m. on Black Friday watching movies because you live for Cyber Monday.

    15. Imagine yourself waiting in a checkout line on Black Friday that extends to the back of the store...

    16. Now imagine yourself never stepping foot in a store, but opening your door to see all the packages you ordered on Cyber Monday.

    17. Imagine yourself in a fight on Black Friday that ends with leftover Thanksgiving dinner and a weave on the ground...

    18. Now imagine yourself with all your hair in tact and no Thanksgiving leftovers wasted because you stay the fuck away from Black Friday and know Cyber Monday is better.