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    19 All Too Real Reasons Moms Are Late

    Mind-boggling disasters always happen right before you leave the house.

    1. Your kid had a meltdown because their socks felt "funny."

    2. Your kid had to pee the second you got in the car.

    3. Your kid spilled cereal everywhere.

    4. Your kid had three more minutes left in time out.

    5. Your kid fell asleep.

    6. Your kid just had to see the end of Frozen.

    7. Your kid puked all over you.

    8. You had to pack diapers, snacks for later, an extra outfit, a few toys...

    9. You made the mistake of letting your kid dress themselves.

    10. Your kid hid your keys...

    11. You let your kid play with your phone while getting ready and now you can't find that either.

    12. Your kid got stuck somewhere.

    13. Your babysitter just cancelled.

    14. Your kid hurt themselves.

    15. You were on your way, but had to turn around because your kid forgot their lovey.

    16. You can't find your kid's other shoe.

    17. Your kid just took their first steps.

    18. There was a diarrhea explosion.

    19. Lastly, your kid moves SO SLOW.