Parents·Posted on Jul 15, 201919 Moms Who Should Have Gotten A Second Opinion Before Doing What They Did"Much rather spit than swallow." -Momby Krista TorresBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This mom who thought her son's mugshot was the best pic to send to family: 2. This mom who thought her daughter's makeup sponge was something else: mare @_maryelise_ so my mom just yelled at me at the top of her lungs "WHY DO U HAVE A DILDO ON UR BED" I go look and 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 03:44 AM - 18 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And this mom who thought her daughter's cleaning wipes were something else: Alyssa @asos_assyla mom: why tf do you have condoms sitting out on your bed me: mom.... they're cfa wipes 10:34 PM - 01 Jan 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This mom who thought she sent a pic of cleaning wipes...but didn't realize her "toy" was in the background: 5. This mom who was way off on the meaning of roadhead: UncensoredMoms @UncensoredMoms Me: "someone posted a status about roadhead hahahahaha" Mom: i saw that; is that when you get bedhead for sleeping in the car?" #naivemom 05:18 AM - 08 Jan 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This mom who thought putting her dog on a treadmill to exercise would go smoothly: Val @valbrule Mom is convinced that this will work #nomom 02:00 AM - 04 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This mom who forgot her kid's birthday: Bre @breanna_lee22 When your mom forgets the day she gave birth to you... 🙃 #momfails 02:00 PM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. And this mom who forgot which is right and which is left: melissa suess @mksuess I should not be allowed to teach my children anything. #momfail 11:10 PM - 19 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This mom who was just trying to tell everyone how bad her throat hurt: Emilyy @itsmeemily17 "much rather spit than swallow" #nomom 03:29 AM - 14 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This mom who thought she could clean the dog bed in the washing machine: View this photo on Instagram 11. This mom who doesn't get realize wearing a brand is ~cool~: Melissa Harlock @mel_harlock Karen bought Ray Bans and tried to pick off the label on the lens... #NoMom that's what you paid for. 04:54 PM - 30 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. This mom who thought she could get save time by super glueing her kid's patches instead of sewing them: View this photo on Instagram 13. This mom who put her text to her kid in the notes section of her phone: 14. And this mom who simply texts a pic and thinks it's a Snapchat: Spencyyyyy @spenceribarra My mom takes a picture on her phone and sends it to me by text and calls it snapchat... #nomom 02:07 AM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This mom who tried to make "1" cookies for her son's first birthday, but they came out looking like this: JT @Jaberuski My wife made 1 cookies in preparation for my son's 1st birthday party next month. I don't think they look like 1s. 😬 01:26 AM - 29 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This mom who thought Crocs would look magnificent with a dress: Jennifer Mount @J_mount11 Me: What shoes should I wear with this dress mom? Mom: Those crocs would look cute! ....#nomom 02:11 AM - 01 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. This mom who tried very hard to learn "teen slang:" Katie Kepple @katiekep_ after asking why my mom used the word "finna", I find this 03:21 PM - 08 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This mom who nearly used diaper rash cream instead of toothpaste: View this photo on Instagram 19. And this mom who thought wearing a dress with a child backpack carrier was a great idea: View this photo on Instagram