17 Things You'll Only Find Funny If Your Sense Of Humor Is A Little Bit Awkward
"What if you cracked your knuckles and your fingers started to glow like glow sticks?"
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*i walk in the room with hot dogs taped to my fingers like wolverine* Mark Cuban: I'm listening
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FUNERAL INSTRUCTIONS: * Open casket * Free bag of tortilla chips upon entrance * My dead hands hold the bowl of salsa
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*Tucks shirt in* "Goodnight, shirt."
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what if u cracked ur knuckles and ur fingers started to glow like glow sticks
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Ellie Golding before the chorus on love me like you do:
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![wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/869071499545550848/44VooqlU_normal.jpg)
wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife
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i failed at sneaking out
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![[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1169724268755783685/gcbqjeeV_normal.jpg)
[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent
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Me: *tries to knock 1st kite out of tree using 2nd kite* *gets 2nd kite stuck in tree* Genie: please don't w- Me: I wish for a third kite
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Never order boots from Wish! I am just the messenger!!! 😩😭😭🤣
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*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*
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Idk why but i laugh soo hard at this picture.. #weirdsenseofhumor(:
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My kids stuck baby peaches onto a rose bush. #weirdhumor