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17 Secretly Horrible Lies Your Parents Told You

Sorry we have to be the ones to break this to you.

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3. When your parents ate something that looked good but they told you it was "spicy," they were lying.

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It wasn't spicy at all. It was damn delicious and they didn't want to share it with your grubby little self.


5. When your parents told you Santa wouldn't visit if you were bad, they were lying.


They had every intention of sneaking those presents under the tree, even if you were a pain in the butt that year.


9. Did your parents ever say you could get the toy at the store next time? Yeah, they were lying.


There was never a NEXT time because they knew your underdeveloped mind would forget about it in a few hours.