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21 Just Really Freaking Funny Cards For First-Time Parents

"You're so not prepared for this shit."

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1. This one that definitely won't scare anyone before delivery.

Get this card for $4.50.
KnottyCards / Via etsy.com

Get this card for $4.50.

2. This one that used your when it should be you're, but we'll let it slide since it's freaking funny.

Buy this card for $5.
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Buy this card for $5.

3. This one that just states the facts.

Get this card for $3.45.
LazyMice

Get this card for $3.45.

4. This one that makes you think of things you never thought of before.

Get the poop card for $6.
ACardDaysWork

Get the poop card for $6.

5. This one that is more bang for your buck β€” a congrats and sympathy card in one!

Order it for $4.
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Order it for $4.

6. This one that just shows you care.

Send well wishes to the vadge for $2.19.
TheCardSharkUK / Via etsy.com

Send well wishes to the vadge for $2.19.

7. This one that says what every new parent is thinking.

Get this honesty card for $4.25.
SpellingBeeCards / Via etsy.com

Get this honesty card for $4.25.

8. This one that lets you celebrate the short-term victories.

Send this boob congrats for $4.
YeaOhGreetings / Via etsy.com

Send this boob congrats for $4.

9. This one that just made motherhood worth it.

Give this to the MILF for $5.
SpicyCards / Via etsy.com

Give this to the MILF for $5.

10. This one that shows how your priorities really change.

Send the sniffs with this card for $4.50.
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Send the sniffs with this card for $4.50.

11. This one that would make a great promo.

Show your support for breastfeeding for $4.50.
ClassyCardsCreative / Via etsy.com

Show your support for breastfeeding for $4.50.

12. This one that doesn't sugarcoat anything.

Order this little shit today for $3.45.
BettieConfetti / Via etsy.com

Order this little shit today for $3.45.

13. This one that shows you'll always be there to cheer them on.

Get this winning card for $4.50.
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Get this winning card for $4.50.

14. This one that is JUST KIDDING. πŸ˜‰

Don't worry, the inside says: "Your new life is just beginning. This is just one big event β€”Β and one love that lasts forever." Get it for $5.
FINCHandHARE / Via etsy.com

Don't worry, the inside says: "Your new life is just beginning. This is just one big event β€” and one love that lasts forever."

Get it for $5.

15. This one that tells it like it is.

Order this gem for $4.59.
LailaMeDesigns / Via etsy.com

Order this gem for $4.59.

16. This one that makes way too much sense.

Get this one for $4.50.
ClassyCardsCreative / Via etsy.com

Get this one for $4.50.

17. This one that is just a simple good-luck wish.

Send this good-luck card for $4.50.
creativitycards / Via etsy.com

Send this good-luck card for $4.50.

18. This one that states a universal truth.

Send a mom-jeans card for $3.75.
perksofaurora / Via etsy.com

Send a mom-jeans card for $3.75.

19. This one that brings the smiles with the poops!

Get the shits and giggles card for $3.75.
KymsCreativeDesigns / Via etsy.com

Get the shits and giggles card for $3.75.

20. This one that offers a legit excuse.

Don't question it, just get this card for $4.50.
LifeandStyleDesigns / Via etsy.com

Don't question it, just get this card for $4.50.

21. And then there is just this. WTF.

No, you can't buy it, but you sure can make it if your little pointer desires.
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No, you can't buy it, but you sure can make it if your little pointer desires.

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