1. Making a grocery store run during naptime.
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He still smells like A1 Steak Sauce to this day.
2. Doing the "push and carry."
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It's for the specially trained parent.
3. Running out of options and just letting them plank.
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But the fun stops when the cart moves.
4. Abandoning the kids in the soda aisle is one way to make shopping easier.
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No one's judging you.
5. Choreographing the shopping experience.
Looks like they had this planned before they got there.
6. Carrying the cargo.
7. Just stacking the kids around the boxes.
Maybe they can figure out how to put together Ikea furniture.
8. Knowing that food is always the best distraction.
Who's paying for this anyway?
9. Remembering, though, that cereal is never a good idea.
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Cleanup on aisle 5.
10. Pulling the little ones behind you.
Pull the kid, push the cart, repeat.
11. Telling your kid you're going to the "grocery park."
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It's a jungle gym for hours.
12. (Including the fun "monkey bars"!)
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It's good for you, kid.
13. Creating a secret hideout for them.
And telling them they have to be real quiet or it isn't a secret hideout.
14. Knowing three carts are better than one.
The ringleader in the middle needed a pit stop at the Little Debbie section.
15. Turning the shopping cart into a mini playpen.
You can use the basket for your grocery items.
16. Giving the kids their own baskets to pull.
Just make sure to sneak out any unwanted toys they throw in.
17. Letting the older kids chill on the bottom shelf.
Hey, maybe someone will buy them.
