Failing multiple times before successfully plugging your phone charger into the outlet in the dark.
Thinking that a super-good brushing right before the dentist is going to magically get rid of potential cavities.
Impulsively using the phrase "you too" to strangers who are definitely not doing the same thing as you.
Making up a fake excuse for being late to something (and sounding more remarkable than you actually are).
Seeing a penny on the floor and deciding that bending over to get it isn't worth the effort.
Pretending like you have a super-fun and busy schedule when you don't.
Scrolling through your phone and responding to texts on the toilet.
Walking into a room and forgetting what you went in there for.
Putting a beverage in the freezer to get it cold faster and forgetting about it.
Hating your wardrobe but also refusing to change your style.
Secretly stalking people on social media, then finding yourself two years deep into their account.
Putting toothpaste on your finger and "brushing" your teeth when you don't have a toothbrush.
Pushing a "pull" door and vice versa (even when there's a sign telling you which it is).
Turning down the volume when you are driving and looking for your destination.
Losing something right after you buy it.
Saying a word or phrase in your head exactly like they did in the movie.