1. This kid who is more genius and clever than you:
The most βShawshank Redemptionβ story youβll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. Weβve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick.
2. This kid who knows blunt honesty always works:
Teacher to my son after he gets in trouble: βIβm going to have to call your mom.β Son: βDonβt call her.β Teacher: βSorry but I have to.β Son: βNo Iβm serious. Donβt call her. She doesnβt answer her phone. You have to text her.β
3. This kid who always finds a way to get out of sharing:
When you're not hungry for the whole pizza, but you still don't want to share. -4yo life hack
4. This kid who knows how to make you pay for your mistakes:
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight
5. And this kid who isn't afraid to speak his mind:
My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying β he needs to use kind words with friends β . I asked him about it and he said β My friends are dumb and they need to know β
6. This kid who already knows how to play the game:
7. This kid who knows she doesn't have to dress like a princess to be one:
It was princess day at dance and one little girl came as a hot dog I have never admired someone more.
8. And this kid who makes his own damn rules:
Asked my son to box up his leftover mac and cheese at the restaurant and he put the entire bowl in there and Iβm not sure if heβs an idiot or a genius.
9. This kid who knows how to get revenge:
10. This kid who knows how to get the best of both worlds:
11. This kid who knows the importance of snacks at all times:
LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG
12. This kid who is saving the environment, one poster at a time:
This kid is going places...I can tell.
13. This kid who knows how to take the right kind of advantage of people:
I did my 6 year old nieces makeup...then let her do mine....
14. This kid who always listens to what you say:
Didnt mean this when I said clear your plate chlo #outsmarted
15. And this kid who will always prove you wrong:
My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls arenβt tough. Me: what did you say to that? My 7yo, who has had a loose tooth for over a week: I pulled out my tooth in front of him and he stopped talking to me. #parenting