1. This boyfriend who was incapable of finding his girlfriend in the store.
I forgot my bfs phone was dead, so when he went to the bathroom I decided to roam around Walmart. About 20 minutes later I hear “Alyssa Stockton, your child is at register 10”. I walk over there and there he is..my boyfriend..sitting there..on the bench..pouting that I left him.
2. And this boyfriend who just made animal grunts until his girlfriend found him.
I lost my boyfriend in Walmart so i called him and he told me to hang up & id know where he was. You want to know what he did? He made a terradactyl noise & i heard it from across the whole store🙃😂😂😂
3. This boyfriend who tried to be very resourceful.
my boyfriend used my nipple clamps to save the hot cheetos he got me.
4. This boyfriend who needs to take a class about flowers.
My boyfriend brought me this thinking it was a flower but it's lettuce 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5. This boyfriend who tried to be honest.
Everyone else’s boyfriend: says really nice things to them My boyfriend:
6. This boyfriend who held hands with his girlfriend's toes when she asked him to cuddle.
7. This boyfriend who focused his attention on what was most important to him.
I asked my boyfriend for a kiss and he just looked at me & smiled then leaned in and said "you have a long hair on your chin can I pull it?"
8. This boyfriend took a photo of the bride and groom during the ceremony.
9. This boyfriend who found a way to entertain himself during an important talk.
In the middle of having a heart to heart conversation my boyfriend unexpectedly sends me this screen recording...
10. This boyfriend who thought chocolate and toilets mixed.
Oh good god. I asked my boyfriend to do me an Easter Egg hunt. He's never done one before. THIS happened.
11. This boyfriend who deliberately wasted pizza as a way to show his love.
My man just FaceTimed me drunk as hell eating a slice of pizza while walking down the street and he goes YOU WANNA KNOW HOW PERFECT YOU ARE? LOOK AT THIS PIZZA... FOR YOU, I’LL DROP THIS PIZZA. IT’S GONE! and just threw the damn pizza into the street
12. This boyfriend who didn't know the difference between sea shells and pistachio shells.
My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some are pistachio shells
13. This boyfriend who got the same card as his girlfriend, but didn't think as hard about what to write.
14. This boyfriend whose girlfriend fell asleep on Facetime and so he broke into song.
I thought falling asleep on FaceTime was a myth, until I received this...
15. And this boyfriend who should have thought before he spoke.
So this morning I was hanging out with my boyfriend and he turned to me and said "who do you think will get married first, me or you?"